Note from Leia: Sorry I haven't had a new Ask Kad up for a couple of weeks. Exams/projects, family issues, and tutoring/babysitting have kept me so busy I hardly have time to sleep. I will make a huge effort not to let it keep me from the site so much in the future.

Hi, Kadoatie! When are the stories coming out?
submitted by Neojerdana
Well, that is a great question. So far, yours is the only story that has been submitted, that's why. Even though like 40 people said in the poll that they would write and submit short stories, no one has except you. I can't really do a weekly story if there is only one story total. Then it would be... not weekly. It would be one week. :p

Hi i was wondering, how do you know what things to click on aldator? And figure out what to do? Do you just take your time figuring out the aldator plot?
submitted by baseballdude234181
Sometimes I figure out what to do by myself, but honestly, writing a guide requires me to update as soon as humanly possible after the new constellations come out, so I can't really take my time. The nice people (what few of them there are) on the plot board have been a great help, and if you've visited the site while I'm updating, I put up a short list of text steps to find the next constellation. These lists are often taken from people on the boards, so you may see "list of steps thanks to _____." So no, as amazing as I am, it would be inhuman for me to be able to complete that plot as effortlessly as I make it look. :p

For the 2nd series of the Defenders of Neopia, how do you get Mr. Chuckles as a challenger?
submitted by horse_persona and aideen
Ahh, the 1-player challenger guide needs to be updated to include him, with the new Defenders of Neopia out now. To get Mr. Chuckles as a challenger, refresh at that gross Quiggle's Coconut Shy. If you can stand looking at the Quiggle's disgusting teeth for that long.

Hey! :) I was wondering, what do you think happens to neopets in the pound if they don't get adopted for a while?
submitted by Mariella1214
They explode. No, just kidding. Dr. Death eats them. Just kidding. They turn into Grarrls. Just kidding! No, they probably form clubs (Alchemy Club? Basket-weaving club?) or plan their own plots. Like, the disco ones get together and are all "let's have a DANCE plot!" and then the ghost ones get together and are like "No!!!! Let's have a SPOOKY plot!" but they never get anywhere because sometimes members of the club get adopted, like the club presidents, so they have to start over because their leaders are gone. That's probably what happens.

Will I get a kadoatie?
submitted by babybrush234
Only if you eat your vegetables, brush your teeth, and work very hard. (For questions about how to get a Kadoatie, check out the very first Ask Kadoatie by clicking on the Archives to the left!)

Can you please make a biography of the worlds most intelligent Kadoatie (aka you)? That or can you tell me how the heck do you type! You have PAWS man!
submitted by supernana61
Actually, I don't even have paws, if you look closely. I have little squishy stubs. I type by using Wail-To-Text(tm) technology. It is a very advanced program that converts my incessant yowling to text, so all you Neopians can partake of the vast banquet that is my knowledge. The mortarboard hat also helps.

As for a biography... well, I'll look into it.
--Professor Kadoatie

how do get a draik egg
submitted by scoobie94
Hmm... "how do get a draik egg," eh? Well, I don't know. Oh, wait... how do you get a Draik egg? You can either buy one at the Meridell Food Shop (ha! You'll have to be faster than the speed of light for that) or buy one from another player through the Trading Post or Auctions.

Keep on sending the questions in!