Cheese Roller Guide
By Leia
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Oh, Cheese Roller. That cheese-rollin' game. If you roll your cheese down the hill in under one minute (60 seconds), you get to keep the cheese. The cost of playing is the cost of the cheese you buy. To get the best deal, check the Shop Wizard to see what cheeses you can make a profit from.
I've chosen to buy the Alkenore Cheese, but you can buy any of the following revolting cheeses:
Spicy Juppie Cheese
150 NP
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Smoked Snorkle Cheese
300 NP
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Triple Mustard Cheese
450 NP
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Honey Cheese
600 NP
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Big Beefy Cheese
750 NP
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Purple Spotted Cheese
900 NP
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Brain Cheese
1050 NP
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Alkenore Cheese
1200 NP
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Mutated Cheese
1350 NP
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Bubbling Blueberry Cheese
1500 NP
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Tyrannian Dung Cheese
1650 NP
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Quadruple Fudge Cheese
1800 NP
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Peppermint Cheese
2250 NP
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Gooey Snot Cheese
2100 NP
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Overgrown Cheese
2400 NP
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Brick Cheese
1950 NP
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Furry Chocomint Cheese
3000 NP
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Fragrant Ummagcheese
2850 NP
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Warty Blue Cheese
2700 NP
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Heavy Bark Cheese
2550 NP
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Ok, so you've entered the cheese you want to buy. I chose the Alkenore Cheese, as you can see.
You are also given the option to choose a different cheese if you'd like. But I'll keep my Alkenore Cheese. I clicked "Buy."
Do not be fooled by the seemingly clear course ahead. Apparently there are all sorts of obstacles, like rocks and things. You now have to get to the bottom of the course in 60 seconds. Choose your actions from a dropdown list. The course is completely random, so it's all up to luck.
Hitting obstacles adds time, which is bad, because you're trying to get there in less than a minute. So this is bad:
This is what I wanted to see:
When you finally finish, this is what you're hoping NOT to see, but what you will probably see more times than not.
Good luck, happy cheese rolling!
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