Whack-A-Staff-Member
by Tylor

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Whack-A-Staff-Member
We do all this hard work for you,
and all you want to do is hit us
on the head with a mallet!!!
Ungrateful!
Whack-A-Staff-Member is a great way to let off some steam on all the idiot staff members
on Neopets! They're always changing everything and putting up stupid advertisements and..
Okay let get back to the game guide shall we?
In order to whack a staff member go to Games on the sidebar and look for it all the way
at the bottom of the action games. The game is really easy because all you have to do is
well, hit people! You need to use your mouse to use the mallet to hit each member on the
fore head. Once you have the mallet over the fore head you can either use the left button
on the mouse or the space bar. (I find that the left mouse button is easiest because I'm
not that coordinated.) But be careful because if you're not paying attention you could hit
a neopet and then you'll lose points. The point of the game is to get 75 points in 30 seconds,
the more points you get though the higher you score will become.
Even though after the first round you lose the little bulls eye there is still hope of
hitting the staff if you aren't good at aiming. After each round starts type in a5paragu5.
This will increase your mallet, thus making it easier to hit the staff. But remember,
you still only have 30 seconds to it the staff and gain at least 75 points. Speaking of points,
each 100pts you score equals 35np. Which is why every time you see a little or big head pop
up, you should hit it in the order it appears. This makes sure you have enough time to hit
the other heads that come up after it.
The amount of points you get for each staff differs. Such as the dark skinned guy with the
facial hair (+12), the annoying guy in the orange shirt with scruffy hair (+11), and the
guy with glasses that pops up very randomly (13.498 ) are the guys who give out the highest
points. Most of the girls are over 10pts and Poptart gives out the most (+20).
Like most games, Whack-A-Staff-Member gives out an avatar. If you score Score 2250+ you
would most likely receive this lovely avatar.
There are also trophies for this game, so far by looking at the high sores table you need
at least 2,999 points for the gold. You need 2,948 points for a silver trophy, and at least 2,817
points for a bronze. The minimum for getting a place on the high scores table for
Whack-A-Staff-Member is 2,498 points.